nohaircutsplz | Availibility of Everything Is Terrible

So.

My new, fast, awesome satellite internet is in lolno territory for some reason--signal strength last time I tried to connect, negative 114--and has been all day. I somehow lost the password for the dial-up account on my new computer, so I had to drag the old, crappy, literally falling apart computer that had it saved on it out of a closet to make this post. I love you people a lot. Never forget that.

I will be back whenever the hell a satellite drifts into range. It could be five minutes from now, it could be forever from now. God, please let it be soon. This applies to

nohaircutsplz,

ashockingbitch,

eyebrowgoesup,

exspeedydotcom, and

screwyoumarvel, whose class is, at this point, cancelled due to hormones.

This sucks so hard.