Voice Mail
May. 2nd, 2010 05:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nohaircutsplz"Am I using this thing correctly? Never mind, I don't care. You have reached Medusalith Amaquelin. I am not available at present. Please leave your message and contact information after the 'beep,' and I will contact you when I am able to do so."
BEEP.
BEEP.
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no subject
Date: 2011-01-07 10:57 pm (UTC)"You self-absorbed freak! How the fuck do you think I was even remotely hitting on you!? I hope your dick shrivels up and falls off and you choke on it and die!"
Phone Day
Date: 2011-01-07 11:53 pm (UTC)I would have to know who you are in the first place to not contact you again. Try to keep from making too much of a fool of yourself next time you contact a stranger with wild accusations.
no subject
Date: 2011-01-08 01:48 am (UTC)"Oh, please. You've been jealous of my hair for years now, and we both know it."